Yoko Romo is breaking up the Cowboys. Remember, the quarterback is not to blame if he is distracted when a hot girl is at the game; it’s her fault. Tony Romo shouldn’t be criticized for going to Mexico this past week because remember! That the blonde temptress lured him away from his work. Poor Tony Romo! He’s just trying to do his job, but she won’t leave him alone!
If you know anything about my writing style and opinions, you’ll realize that in the above paragraph I’m being facetious. Yoko Romo is not her name. Her name is Jessica Simpson and guess what? Tony Romo is a grown man who can make his own decisions. He would be the first to tell you that he is responsible for his own game and nobody else. He can go where he likes and do what he likes as long as he’s ready to go on Sundays. Now, if Tony Romo starts blaming Jessica for his sub-par play, then by all means, let’s make it a story. Let’s sensationalize it. Let’s revel in it. Let’s do what American media does best: exploit it! But until then, Tony Romo went on vacation during his bye week: end of story. It could have been with his parents, with his girlfriend, or with his dog. It could have been by himself, for all it matters! The point is, he was not at home or at the Cowboys’ training facility studying game film, hitting the weights, or running timing patterns with his wideouts. If his performance suffers on Sunday, it will be because of something other than Jessica Simpson. We are so obsessed with celebrity in this country, that what Romo
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