Ethan Stanislawski's New York Jets Fan Profile

A 21-year old University of Chicago graduate-to-be from New York City with a bone to pick with all things Cablevision. I have recently shaved my Rangers playoff beard. I was born one day before Phil Hughes. My brother interned at the Israeli Baseball League. I'm like a younger, less perverted Woody Allen. I want to announce to Brett Favre and Sean Avery that drinks are on me, should we meet. I share a well documented, simultaneous passion for theater and hockey. My opposition to New England sports has turned from mild resentment to full-fledged prejudice. Jeff Beukeboom is my hero. I believe The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters is the greatest sports movie of the past 25 years. Most of all, I'm a terrible athlete.

angry young men, baseball, blags, college basketball, Film, football, hockey, media, Music, Theater

and once a year my own obituary (latest entry: 'He was promising...')., beatnik drivel, death threats to white jazz critics signed 'The Mau Maus of East Harlem', fiction, I write poetry, mortifying love letters, straight journalism, unstraight journalism